If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
im like 2% cute and 98% single
glad he’s single cuz i’m gonna climb it like a ladder and by it i mean his……. heart
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.
- Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)
- (140/365) by (DS)
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
what’s the cheapest meat?
because they’re under a buck